Campaigning at STA - Pretty Painful

Two reporters are stationed inside campaign headquarters, ready to report of the day's important updates. Instead, however, we sit watching the campaign staff run around like chickens with their heads cut off. Is this the future of American politics? We listen to them quarrel, scream, cry, and throw desks...and we still only have one candidate in the 2008 race. Sherry Rusher is running unopposed as of 4th period Tuesday. Running her campaign are Henry Brooke, Francis Thumpasery, Ken Jee, Willie Muse, and Cyrus Nasseri. They have already raised $36,000, whereas the other campaign (sans candidate) has yet to raise any funds for a legitimate candidate. It seems the campaigns rallied around candidates who were not informed of their candidacy. It looks like these monkeys have alot of work to do.